Spoilerpiece Theatre Episode 59: We Are Your Friends
In Episode 59 below, we talk about We Are Your Friends, Ten Thousand Saints, and Digging for Fire. We open with a discussion on Deez Nuts’s candidacy for president. Then Kris and I rip into We Are Your Friends, which we agree does NOT star Zac Efron as a young Robert Loggia. Our agitated commentary is enough to leave Dave “slack-jawed and open-mouthed.” After Kris expresses confusion over more celebrities (this time Brian Austin Green and Ian Ziering), Dave takes over to share his thoughts on two fucking horrible movies. First up is Ten Thousand Saints, where the most interesting character dies 15 minutes in and Ethan Hawke plays almost the same character he did in Boyhood. Second is Digging for Fire, one of the whitest movies Dave has ever seen. Joe Swanberg’s film is about dull white people with dull white people problems, and it’s so bad that it makes Dave’s soul die a little bit.